PREMIUM LOYALTY REIMAGINED

Introducing The
Loyalty Penalty

Because true devotion shouldn't be discounted.

The Philosophy

If a customer truly loves a brand, they should be willing to pay more to ensure its survival. This is not exploitation—this is economic symbiosis at its finest.

Standard loyalty programs attract cheapness. They reward mediocrity with discounts, training customers to wait for sales, to expect less while demanding more.

We attract excellence.

Our Loyalty Penalty is a commitment device. It signals to the world that you are not merely a consumer—you are a patron. You understand that quality costs, and you are willing to bear that cost with grace and dignity.

"Devotion without sacrifice is merely tourism."

The Tiers

Choose your level of commitment to excellence

TIER I

The Tourist

$0 surcharge

Standard pricing. For those passing through. No judgment, but no glory either.

Standard service
No special recognition
Anonymous patronage
POPULAR
TIER II

The Supporter

+$0.50 per drink

You understand value. You believe in us. We see you.

Digital "Supporter" badge
Name on file
Quarterly thank-you email
TIER III

The Elite Regular

+$1.50 per drink

The highest honor. You are not just a customer—you are a pillar.

A slightly longer nod from the barista
Priority eye contact
Knowledge you're subsidizing rent
Existential fulfillment
"Since joining the Elite Regular tier, my morning coffee tastes 15% more important."
— An anonymous Austin Founder

Join The Elite

Elevate your patronage. Become more than a customer.

By applying, you acknowledge that paying more for the same product is a deliberate choice.